Funny Captions

As John Samuels eyed his brand new couch his family noticed his over excited expression in which his eyes popped out. John now holds the world record for farthest popped out eyes.
Peggy Sue sits on the out of control section of her mall as punishment for trying to steal socks from Victorias Secret. No charges were pressed against Peggy she went on with her day and stole a hand bag from Macy's the next day.
Henry Johnson rides motorcycle naked in defiance of not receiving his lollipop from his nursing home.  He was later found   at a local candy shop and was safely brought back to his nursing home where he received his lollipop.


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